Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
