Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
you are never too drunk for berry picking
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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