There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he shaved USA in his pubs
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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