problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I'm like, not good at living.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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