So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
My balls are so social today.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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