Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize