i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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