im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Randomize
