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(313): View more from Michigan

this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...

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(303): View more from Colorado

dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.

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(256): View more from Alabama

FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.

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(708): View more from Illinois

You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night

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(702): View more from Nevada

It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy

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