What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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