Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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