addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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