He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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