3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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