this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
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