just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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