Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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