We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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