We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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