Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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