yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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