Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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