Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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