You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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