One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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