i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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