is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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