What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Randomize
