good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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