I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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