But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
You're like the curious george of whores
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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