this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Randomize