that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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