oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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