So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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