All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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