Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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