Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
May the power of my ass compel you!!
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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