My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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