And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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