I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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