Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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