Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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