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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
it's great music for shaving your balls
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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