I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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