im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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