she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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