We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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