Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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