worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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