Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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