she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
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