they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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