Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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