I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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