my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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